Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Ah, the Small Things in Life...

My colleague James in Kansas hipped me to this knock-knock joke. I think it's probably the best knock-knock joke ever.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Control Freak, now you say, 'Control Freak who?'

...



I laughed.

2 comments:

LCK said...

I love it. It's deconstructionist humor, the punchline is in the set-up.
Here's one from Murder Unleashed (my 2nd novel, as you probably know):
"How many thesaurus writers does it take to screw in, twist into position, or otherwise replace a glass enclosed, vaccum packed, incandescent light-producing filament in exchange for a non-functioning, ineffective, dead, or otherwise non-light producing globe of the same type, sort, kind, or variety?"
LCK

Colette said...

Ah, yes! I thought that was awesome when I read it, and I still do. Thank you for refreshing my memory; that's a perfect one for my repertoire. :)